Election 2004: This One Counts

[hockeyguy99]

so who is it gonna be....

[goBU18]

Geez, I don't know about this one. Unlike "that other" election, this one features the cream-of-the-crop! Two highly regarded candidates.

[Brenthoven]

BILL THE CAT AND OPUS
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS!

They have experience. They ran in 1988, and just missed winning. They shall win this year. :cool:

[Dirty]

Originally posted by Brenthoven
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS!

They have experience. They ran in 1988, and just missed winning. They shall win this year. :cool:

Go ahead, vote for a third party canidate! Throw your vote away! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[hockeyguy99]

Originally posted by Brenthoven
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS
BILL THE CAT AND OPUS!

They have experience. They ran in 1988, and just missed winning. They shall win this year. :cool:

ALF says he would like to meet BILL THE CAT, perhaps even have him for dinner. Literally. OPUS could come along to and provide the dessert.

VOTE ALF 2004

[goBU18]

No Roboshark for third-party candidate...

[nanookfan]

Barf the mog from Spaceballs.

"I'm Barf, half man-half dog. I'm my own best friend."

[St. Clown]

You know the election is rigged if Sigfried and Roy aren't on the ballot.

[Dirty]

What is Alf campaigning on? Super Grover will eliminate ALL taxes. Super Grover will eliminate poverty. Super Grover will solve the immigration problem. Super Grover will make world peace.

[nanookfan]

This just in...

PETA has endorsed Super Grover in this race. ALF's love of eating cats has made him "unfit to be President" according to a PETA statement! :D :D

[jericho]

After further review, it appears that ALF is not eligible, as he is from the Planet Melmac. Although Grover is not from a specific state, he is from Sesame Street, maybe he can tell us how to get there. :D

[Dirty]

Originally posted by nanookfan
This just in...

PETA has endorsed Super Grover in this race. ALF's love of eating cats has made him "unfit to be President" according to a PETA statement! :D :D

Great. SG has PETA's support. That's almost as bad as getting NAMBLA's support. Voter fraud is obviously rampant and Alf still hasn't stated what his views are. :(

[nanookfan]

Originally posted by Dirty
Great. SG has PETA's support. That's almost as bad as getting NAMBLA's support. Voter fraud is obviously rampant and Alf still hasn't stated what his views are. :(

In other words, this election is as good as the one between Kerry and Bush. :D

[Brenthoven]

Bill the Cat will eliminate all taxes, poverty, bring world peace, and make a federal law against the creation of a BTHC. He also proposes to change all occurances of the word "God" on monies to "Zach" or "Zajac" depending on a voters' poll.

He also will pass universal health care, will annex Canada (except Quebec) and call it Adanac and make it the 51st state. He will ban any movie involving J-Lo in a speaking role, and will mandate that bars be open 24 hours a day.

Finally, he will also pass a law that allows posting pictures, cussing, etc on the USCHO board, as he feels the people should have the power. :cool:

Opus will assist in any way possible, constantly be on tour to find out what the people want, and present it to Bill the Cat. :cool:

[nanookfan]

Originally posted by Brenthoven
Bill the Cat will eliminate all taxes, poverty, bring world peace, and make a federal law against the creation of a BTHC. He also proposes to change all occurances of the word "God" on monies to "Zach" or "Zajac" depending on a voters' poll.

But he refuses to debate ALF...he's afraid he'd get eaten alive, literally and figuratively! :)

[Brenthoven]

Originally posted by nanookfan
But he refuses to debate ALF...he's afraid he'd get eaten alive, literally and figuratively! :)

Bill the Cat will debate anyone, but must have a guarantee against violent acts (such as being eaten). :D

[hockeyguy99]

ALF would like you all to know that he has a platform like no other. Here is a statement he released earlier today.

"ALF's platform will be revealed during the process of ALF's imminent election.

ALF would like to inform you all today that ALF will fight for world peace and not only decrease taxes, eliminate taxes in a way like no other.

ALF promises that when ALF is elected you the people will owe the goverment NOTHING. All ALF asks is that once a year, each one of you send a fuzzy little cat to ALF, this will cover all the expenses normally removed from your paychecks. Expect a high standard of living with mansions and big things.

Expect a world free of evildoers such as the likes of Oprah, Elmo, Dick Cheney, and the weird guy next door.

Vote ALF 2004

My name is ALF and I approve this message."

This message was brought to you by the people to elect ALF '04

[Brenthoven]

Bill The Cat doesn't speak in 3rd person. :D

[hockeyguy99]

Originally posted by Brenthoven
Bill The Cat doesn't speak in 3rd person. :D

Maybe Bill The Cat can come on over to ALF's place and Bill The Cat can have a conversation with ALF while ALF disposes of the frisky feline.

Vote ALF '04

[ScoobyDoo]

Super Grover is the only REAL candidate for change.