What is the easiest way to take a hockey stick from a hockey player?

[unh_hockey]

This one may not be so obvious

[jtwcornell91]

Depends where you want to take it: in the mouth, across the chest, in the back of the head...

[UMDbulldogs#1]

I'm a big fan of across the back of the knees. :rolleyes:

[Greyeagle]

You can have my stick when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers. :p :D

[dicaslover]

I find that sleeping with them works every time. I mean....uh...nevermind. :eek: :D :p

[Wol4ine]

I've found that tossing a cold Labatt Blue near a hockey player will cause said hockey player to drop his stick immediately!!:p

[legal_hit]

Originally posted by Wol4ine
I've found that tossing a cold Labatt Blue near a hockey player will cause said hockey player to drop his stick immediately!!:p What kind of hockey players do you know?!? They can't hold their stick in one hand and their beer in the other? :p


The one stick I have was given to me without me asking. As a matter of fact I only asked for an autograph on a shirt and got that plus the stick in return. :) There was no need to employ Dicas's methods. ;) :p :)

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Originally posted by dicaslover
I find that sleeping with them works every time. I mean....uh...nevermind. :eek: :D :p So, what about a stick from someone who used to play JV hockey?:p

legal...just cause there wasn't a need...doesn't mean...um, I'm gonna stop now:cool:

[legal_hit]

Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar
So, what about a stick from someone who used to play JV hockey?:p

legal...just cause there wasn't a need...doesn't mean...um, I'm gonna stop now:cool: Yeah, why don't you quit while you're ahead. :)

Besides, it was before a playoff game. I was not going to miss a hockey game for a little nookie. :D

[Wol4ine]

Originally posted by legal_hit
What kind of hockey players do you know?!? They can't hold their stick in one hand and their beer in the other? :p


The one stick I have was given to me without me asking. As a matter of fact I only asked for an autograph on a shirt and got that plus the stick in return. :) There was no need to employ Dicas's methods. ;) :p :)
It was implied that the hockey player is already holding one beer and one stick!:D

[unh_hockey]

clearly this thread was inspired by Christian Bales movie at the time, Equilibrium. sick flick

Another response would have been walk out of the whit with a hockey stick. saw a kid go to the UNH bench a few years back, pick up a stick he wanted and walk out the front door. Yandle or someone just watched hopelessly since they had their skates on and couldnt do anything about it.